Two Chinese were lost in Sahara Desert. One is called David Lee, the other is called Micheal Tan. They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like a minaret of a mosque in the middle. David Lee said to Micheal Tan,
"Look, lets pretend we are Moslems, otherwise these Arabs are going to kill us. I am going to call myself Mohammed,".
Micheal Tan refused to change his name, he said,"My name is Micheal Tan, and I am not going to pretend to be other than what I am... Micheal Tan,".
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names. David Lee said,
"My name is Mohammed,".
Micheal Tan said,
"My name is Micheal Tan,".
The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said,
"Please bring some food and water for Micheal Tan only,".
Then he turned to the other and said,
"Well Mohammed I hope that you are aware that we are still in the holy month of Ramadhan (fasting month)".
Note : (^__*)